Funny Jokes

Teacher at class:" suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,

sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/- le k aana

Pappu:" saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,

Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai
aur hum logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai..

matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs.

khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne..

Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge, aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta.. :/

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chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana..

Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya... :((

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Pappu to mom:" Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai.