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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
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Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?

Wife : lets go shopping
Husband : i had my lunch :p

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Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne Rote Hue Ek Din Arz Kiya.

Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,

Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,

Aye Doston,

Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To,

Mummy Boli: “Jao Beta Didi Ke Liye Paani Le Aao“

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upar wala sab dekhta h
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or m SONY dekhta hu :D

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Ultimate beizzati :

Garmi main bus stop pe 20 log bus ka intazaar kar rahe the.
Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek rupye lekar auto main baithkar chala gaya.

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maine zindgi me dhoke he khaye h.....
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.mango , grapes, apple, chikhu sb dhoke he khaye h ...

ap b dhoke he khana .........!!!

hahahahahahahahah

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A couple Fighting on phone

Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you love somebody else

Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :(
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Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the person whom you love :'(

(Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her again and at the same time girl call hers)

(The number you have dial is busy)

(Girl calling him

Boy picks her call)

Girl: Who is the bitch you were calling? :q

Boy : it was you :P

Funny Jokes

A Girl takes 100 pics in a day n deletes 99 pictures. One picture that seems better. She
uploads n comments " Aaise hi bethi thi yar kisi ne click kar li" =D

Funny Jokes

A couple Fighting on phone

Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you love somebody else

Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :(
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Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the person whom you love :'(

(Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her again and at the same time girl call hers)

(The number you have dial is busy)

(Girl calling him

Boy picks her call)

Girl: Who is the bitch you were calling? :q

Boy : it was you :P

Funny Jokes

Teacher at class:" suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,

sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/- le k aana

Pappu:" saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,

Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai
aur hum logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai..

matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs.

khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne..

Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge, aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta.. :/

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chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana..

Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya... :((

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Pappu to mom:" Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai.